Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden
> and a
> Biker are all walking together one
> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
> of it.
> 'I will give each of you one wish, which is
> three wishes in total',
> says the Genie.
> The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son
> will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the
> land in Canada
> was forever fertile for farming.
> Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall
> around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq
> and Iran
> so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
> can come into our precious land.'
> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
> there was a huge wall around those countries.
> The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
> Please tell me more about this wall.'
> The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet
> high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in
> or out;
> it's virtually impenetrable.'
> The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a
> beer, lights a cigar,
> smiles and says,
> 'Fill it with water.'