My first and only so far... but damn its hilarious...
So me and my buddy are coming back from 4 wheeling and I have my enclosed trailer on back with 2 wheelers in it.... so im in the passing lane on the highway doin about 72ish... and there is a Dodge 2500 behind me waiting for me to move over.... well we come up on this incline that goes for about a mile long... rouhgly 5% incline in the road... the road go 3 wide and i get in the center lane. the 2500 pulls up next to me and lo and behold its a gasser apparently he had and exhaust cause i heard him down shift to try and pull away from me on the hill... his back bumper got to my front and i floored it... no more than 10 seconds later me and my trailer are about 3 car lengths in front of him still going up this hill... i slowed up to the speed limit and he just zoomed on by staring at me the whole time... me and my buddy we laughin our asses off about this...
__________________ "No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair"
06 Silverado 2500 cc/sb Silver
6.6 Duramax LBZ BABY!
H2 Wheels w/BFG A/T 33'S
Edge Evolution//Missing Kitty... !
Cobra 29 CB Radio//PPE Air Box Mod
Tow mirrors
Coming soon!
EGR block plate and tie rod sleeves sitting in package at home waiting for me!
Sounds like fun!!I towed my brother's accord to Pull-a-part today.The truck,trailerand his accord weighed 12,940 lbs. At a light in town there is this zit faced punk revvin a gasser,[1/2 ton Chev-excab].So I jus am all cool and pretend not to notice,I don't like to beat on it with 120 extra horse,BUT,what the hell!!When he got almost evened up w/my tailpipe I let er rip,man he was pissed!!He could not even fathom how dis big ol truck,towing a empty 16 ft. trailer,could hurt his feelings!! I had let off at 50 [sp limit 30]and he was still on it,hard.He did not take this too well..He shot me the bird!A$$,he asked for it,so I let him have his way.OH after unloading the Honda,my truck & trailer weight was,[no joke] 10,095!!!Damn if he only knew 5 tons had punked him at that light!! My brother thought it was so funny,he even gave me 50 bucks for diesel,ya we sold his accord today that threw a rodUsed 50 dollars fer fuel!!
__________________ MINE2006 GMC 2500HD4x4 sb cc LBZ!Got a couple lil mods,more to follow
[color="Blue"]02 GMC 1/2 ton,2wd,5.3 power{Mama's ride}
87 SS Monte Carlo 77k[orig!]
78 Malibe [2dr.]350/350 WORK RIG:03 YukonXLHypertech tuned!!310k miles! The left lane is used to pass,so get over,or we'll run over ya asssss!!1996 Impala SS on the way!!!
Had a 05 dodge dually with bullydog smoked like a train anyway driving though town running a little under speed limit and an old man and lady in a convertible mustang with the top down rolled up my tail and won't back off so im running about 40 so i reached over crambed it in 6th and let the smoke roll over is windshield right in his face he got the hint
__________________ 2005 GMC 4 door 4x4 2500
Ranch hand front bumper with KC lights
Cold air intake Straight duals with 7 inch tips
Triple dog with outlook monitor
Custom wheels with 265 75 16 tires
I got a kill story, but its on my bike, but makes me laugh none the less. My boss's boss (company VP) has a really freakin sweet stang. Its the new body style with EVERY rousch option available on it. It's got some internal work done to it, and a tweeked roush supercharger. He said he dyno'd it at 535 RWHP in January, and has pictures of it all over his office walls. He's even head of some eastern nebraska mustang club.
Well anyway, I was on my bike (CBR600F4) and left work and he was right behind me. We pull onto the 4 lane hiway heading into town and I get up to 70 (speed limit 60) pretty briskly and keep it in the start of the powerband ~7k rpms cuz I knew he was back there, and am just crusin along. I see him start fading back in my mirrors, then start comin up haulin ass. He passes me at what he said was 110. well I pin it and in about 3 seconds go flyin past him doin about 130-135 at like 12k rpms exhaust screamin, and he's still got it to the wood as I rip past him. I got a good ways past him and slowed it down to bout 65 but he wouldn't pass me.
Now I know its a sportbike vs car, (and nothing to do with a dmax) but he worships the car and won't drive it if there's a chance for rain, he takes it to shows and drag races it and all sorts of b/s so I figured its ok.
We all still laugh about how the intern (me) smoked the VP's (self proclaimed) $60k mustang, with his $3k crotch rocket!!!
^^^I love roastin a Mustang or even better, a nissan titan!!!!!!!Good luck job hunting...J/K..
__________________ MINE2006 GMC 2500HD4x4 sb cc LBZ!Got a couple lil mods,more to follow
[color="Blue"]02 GMC 1/2 ton,2wd,5.3 power{Mama's ride}
87 SS Monte Carlo 77k[orig!]
78 Malibe [2dr.]350/350 WORK RIG:03 YukonXLHypertech tuned!!310k miles! The left lane is used to pass,so get over,or we'll run over ya asssss!!1996 Impala SS on the way!!!
so this isn't about a dmax, but my wife and i were on the interstate a few weeks ago, and had to merge onto another interstate through a clover leaf. We had her Denali with the stock 6.0L. I slowed down pretty good around the clover leaf, and there's a guy in a jag right behind me the whole time. So we finally merge, and I see him swing into the left lane right away. I mash the pedal right away, and next thing I know he's right beside me. I kept my foot down, and before I knew it we were going well over 100 (too busy driving so I couldn't get a good look at the speedo). He hung with me for a bit, then I just kept pulling. His luxury sports car couldn't keep up with my grocery getter. For the next 20 miles, I went under the speed limit and he wouldn't pass me.
__________________ '07 Classic 2500HD ext. cab
nerf bars
delta diamond plate tool box
back rack
Edge Juice w/attitude
K&N CAI
MBRP 4" turbo back w/5" tip
Moto Metal 16 x 9 (hopefully 285's soon!)
This one just happened about two weeks ago. Unfortunately I wasnt there, but I was on the phone with my wife while it was going on. My wife, her sister and her husband (my brother, I know sounds like were keeping it in the family but I assure you we were not related before the marriages), all went to a car show in my pickup. After the show, everyone goes downtown, and the block to block drag racing starts. There is everything from resored and modified muscle cars, to Hyundais, yes Hyundai, with fart cans. Lots of smack talk, and lots of friendly jabbing, a great time. Anyway, while I was talking to my wife, my little Bro was driving. My wife was telling me about all the kills they were racking up. Not only were they destroying all the cars that tried, but the big ole' Chevy intimidated cars that should have had the balls to at least try. Their was a WRX STI and 2 EVO's that refused to line up beside the pickup. Even with an open lane beside it, they pulled up behind. Of course they raced everything else on the road, but I guess the loud stacks and the destruction of all the others, had them nervous enough about their chances against this vehicle with its own area code. The end result was that by the end of the night, everywhere they went, people screamed and cheered as the pickup rolled by. Their was even a late model dodge running around, stacks and Banks tune. We all know how rabid about their trucks, some of them can be. He refused to try too. I was so proud to hear all this. Yet sooooo disappointed that I had to be half a world away during all that fun.
__________________ 2001 Club Cab 2500HD 4x4 D/A
Banks 6 Gun with speed loader, Diablosport Predator for speedo correction, PPE boost valve, PPE lift pump (soon to be installed), Grille guard, Moon visor, Leveling kit, 285-75-16 A/T TA's, Grand Rock stacks, spray in bed liner
1993 Z28 M6
Lloyd Elliot ported heads and intake, LE 1.6 cam, 1.6 RR, 52MM BBK TB, 30lb/hr injectors, PCMforless tune, K&N FIPK, Pacesetter longtubes, Pacesetter ORY, Magnaflow catback -the cat Dynaspark billet optispark, RAM kevlar clutch, 275-45-17 pirellis on 17x9.5 ZR1's up front, 315-35-17 on 17x11 ZR1 rears
Have ran 3 Dodges and 2 Fords in my town which is made up of mostly Fords. All were dually's like myself. No brag-just facts---- NOT EVEN CLOSE !!!!!!!!!!!
__________________ 2007.5 Dually-Summit White, ICI Bars to the rear ,Weatherguard box, PPE Level 4, Transgo Jr. 5" MRP Filter back 6" tip. Moto Metal's with 235/85/16 Firestone Transport's. All emblems and decals gone.Sulastics & Bilsteins!!
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