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So I am pretty protective over my stuff. MOST OF ALL MY DURAMAX! So my dad (Ford window licker) had to go to Carlisle PA for the classic car swap meat with his buddys. Sure enough his clapped out ford isn't back from the body shop (F-150) so guess who's truck he needs to take so he can have room for all these parts and wheels he plans on getting. MINE. He's a partier who isn't but he knows how I am with my stuff. I left him with a pretty mild tune on my DSP5 cause I figured he would be good with some fuel mileage as well as he has no trailer so can't really hurt it. Let me just have you read WORD FOR WORD what I have been getting text wise from him and his buddys and tell me how you might feel:
Dad - We just drag raced a kid in a dodge diesel with a single stack he had motor on us
Me- Well I am holdin some HP back from ya cause of that reason haha
Me- Way to let down my Chevy community. Fu**in Ford drivers.
DAD- A dodge beat us he has more smoke coin out of the stacks then us
Me- O jesus. Novice. Smoke is unburnt fuel. Typical dodge can't drink what it orders at the bar. Go easy on the truck would ya. Parts list will be on ur bill if you smoke my tranny fu**in around.
Dad- How do you turn the boost up
Me- The same way I can go zip tie the throttle of your knucklehead wide open and go right back home.
Dad- It has no rev limiter
Me- Good. Should melt real quick than
Dad- Its like an air compressor it wont blow
Me- Well I know damn well it won't like the lake while she's WOT. Easy on my truck
Dad- Just tryin to hang with the comp
Me- Go build your own smoke throwin dodge
:blowup
Dad - We just drag raced a kid in a dodge diesel with a single stack he had motor on us
Me- Well I am holdin some HP back from ya cause of that reason haha
Me- Way to let down my Chevy community. Fu**in Ford drivers.
DAD- A dodge beat us he has more smoke coin out of the stacks then us
Me- O jesus. Novice. Smoke is unburnt fuel. Typical dodge can't drink what it orders at the bar. Go easy on the truck would ya. Parts list will be on ur bill if you smoke my tranny fu**in around.
Dad- How do you turn the boost up
Me- The same way I can go zip tie the throttle of your knucklehead wide open and go right back home.
Dad- It has no rev limiter
Me- Good. Should melt real quick than
Dad- Its like an air compressor it wont blow
Me- Well I know damn well it won't like the lake while she's WOT. Easy on my truck
Dad- Just tryin to hang with the comp
Me- Go build your own smoke throwin dodge
:blowup